I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Randomize