I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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