Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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