god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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