Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
40s are totally the cure
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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