I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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