I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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