New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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