I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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