When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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