so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
