just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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