Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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