i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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