Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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