her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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