my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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