I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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