you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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