Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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