im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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