...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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