This girl is more easily done than said...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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