I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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