I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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