we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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