You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
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so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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