hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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