this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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