Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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