So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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