I bet he comes in French.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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