And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Drunk is not a location!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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