Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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