can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
