Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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