Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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