Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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