Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well I just put wine in my tea
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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