What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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