I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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