pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have fence marks all over my body
I have so many feelings about this burrito
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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