he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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