well most of my day revolves around power hour
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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