I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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