Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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