I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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