Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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