17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
