I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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