every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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