the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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