Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
well you can't waste a boner
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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