so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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