better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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