Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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