Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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