It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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